She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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