I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Randomize