handjob tips. give me some.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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