what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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