Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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