doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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