Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she peed on how many people?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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