I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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