singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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