ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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