Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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