I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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