the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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