I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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