Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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