We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
