whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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