I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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