I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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