I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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