we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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