Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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