Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm both gender and math confused
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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