I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My feet surprised me
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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