fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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