she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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