Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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