apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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