Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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