maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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