Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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