i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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