it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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