We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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