wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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