If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
handjob tips. give me some.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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