How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
