And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
that is very illegal...i love you.
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