Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Randomize
