You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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