Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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