So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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