also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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