question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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