My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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