Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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