i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I touched a dick in church today
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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