The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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