So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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