Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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