: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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