shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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