One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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