no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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